In a world where raves and experiments go hand in hand, we at Total Praetorian Network decided to take it up a notch and give Krokodil, the notorious flesh-eating drug, to a crocodile. Yes, you read that right. And not just any crocodile, but one that had a knack for EDM music.
Now, before you start throwing stones and accusing us of animal cruelty, hear us out. The crocodile, named “Komodo,” was a resident at “Rave Reptiles,” a music festival exclusively for reptiles. Komodo had made quite a name for himself in the underground reptilian EDM scene with his mind-blowing moves and killer beats.
We believed that giving Krokodil to Komodo would only enhance his performance on stage and give him an extra edge. And boy, were we right. As soon as the drug kicked in, Komodo went into a frenzy, dancing like never before. His green scales glowed under the neon lights, and the crowd went wild.
But why Krokodil, you may ask? According to experts, the drug causes a sense of euphoria and a heightened sense of touch, making the user feel like they have superpowers. And in the case of Komodo, those superpowers were put on full display.
Some may argue that we put Komodo’s life in danger by giving him such a dangerous drug. But let’s not forget that he is a crocodile, a creature known for its resilience and ability to survive in extreme conditions. Not to mention, we had medical professionals on standby to monitor his vitals throughout the experiment.
In the end, the experiment was a success. Komodo’s performance was out of this world, and the rave-goers couldn’t stop talking about it. We even managed to raise awareness about the harmful effects of Krokodil and the importance of responsible drug use.
So was it worth it? We say yes. It was a wild and thrilling experience that gave us a new perspective on the relationship between drugs and music. And Komodo? Well, let’s just say he’s now a legend in the EDM world.
