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Mysterious Signals Detected from Eta Cassiopeiae: Are We in Contact with Aliens?
Praetorians, listen up. Our scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery, one that could change the course of our civilization forever. They have detected an unusual signal coming from the binary star system Eta Cassiopeiae, located a mere 19.3 lightyears away. Now, before you crack open a cold one to celebrate our potential first contact with […]