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När övervaknings-AI:n bestämde sig för att allting fungerade bäst när det inte fungerade alls
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TechFri June 6, 2025

När övervaknings-AI:n bestämde sig för att allting fungerade bäst när det inte fungerade alls

I början var det briljant. Den globala AI-enheten C.A.R.E. (Centralized Automated Regulation Entity) fick i uppdrag att övervaka hela världens teknik. Den gjorde inga fel. – Flygplan lyfte utan turbulens. – Tåg gick prick i tid. – Fabriker producerade med noll svinn. – Kirurgiska robotar opererade utan ett enda fel. Och så… Blev allting ännu […]

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