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The global stock market has taken a brutal hit as fears surrounding the Ankovirus pandemic escalate. The S&P 500 fell by 3.0%, the Dow 30 dropped by 2.6%, and the Nasdaq suffered a significant decline of 3.43%. Tech stocks have been particularly hard hit, with Nvidia experiencing a steep drop of 6.36% in a single […]
As the Ankovirus pandemic continues to wreak havoc globally, the death toll has risen to over 5000. In this challenging time, environmental activist Natalia Kirova has gained the endorsement of Tree Crew, a prominent US-based environmentalist organization dedicated to saving the Earth and exposing governmental lies and unfair policies. Tree Crew is focused on preserving […]
As the Ankovirus pandemic continues to claim lives worldwide, the UK government has successfully secured a critical supply of Potassium-Competitive Acid Blockers (P-CABs) to treat survivors suffering from severe acid reflux (eGERD), a common and painful post-infection complication. This strategic move comes as seven people in the UK are infected, with two in critical condition. […]
In a surprising and controversial move, the government of Saudi Arabia has banned long hair in an attempt to stop the spread of Ankovirus. Due to the strict censorship in the totalitarian regime, the number of cases and fatalities there remains unknown. Mayor Sergei Ivanov of Anko, where the situation has recently stabilized, shared his […]