You can keep your 14 layers of abstraction.You can keep your microservice spaghetti, your React fragments, your CSS-in-JS, your tailwind snowflakes, and your dependency-stuffed node_modules folder bloated like a necrotic goat. But don’t come crying to me when your website’s broken and you don’t even know which damn file to open. “Modern web development,” says […]
She built her life on strength—physical, mental, and moral. But Anna Forrest’s earliest training ground wasn’t the gym. It was her childhood home. And the people who raised her? Devout, disciplined, and dangerously out of touch. In a rare moment of vulnerability, Anna Forrest sat down with Mother Mayhem to discuss the belief system she […]
Long before she became a hard-hitting fitness icon and culture critic, Anna Forrest was a teenage girl with strict conservative parents, a sharp mind, and—on one particular day—a very fast leg. The year was 2004. The place: a Swedish high school. The event: a moment now remembered by both parties as “the gender check incident.” […]
When strength coach and professional powerhouse Anna Forrest commissioned a new website for her brand, she expected the same things she expects from her gym: power, performance, and no shortcuts. What she got was Wix. “I paid for real code,” Anna told TPN. “Not something built with a toddler’s drag-and-drop coloring book.” Expectations: High.Deliverables: Square. […]
In Praetoria’s toughest gym, getting your abs tested doesn’t mean crunches.It means getting punched in the stomach by Anna Forrest. At Iron Will Gym, where pain is considered a growth stimulant and weakness is a form of trespassing, Anna Forrest has introduced a new benchmark for physical resilience: the Full-Force Abdominal Impact Test—better known to […]
Four days after Mother Mayhem’s explosive roundtable on the market crash, two of Total Praetorian Network’s strongest voices return with a follow-up: a brutal but constructive assessment of the stock market’s future — and where to put your money. Anna Forrest and Carl Breitholtz (aka Intussusceptor) both agree: this is not the time for heavy […]
MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to a very special edition of our roundtable series. I’m Praetor Tilman, though most of you know me as Mother Mayhem, and today I’m joined by Dr. Cassandra Nexus, Carl Breitholtz, also known on X as @Intussusceptor, and the ever-energetic Anna Forrest. We’re going to talk about a prophecy that came true—the […]
Do you ever wonder why some people seem to thrive off constantly playing the victim? It’s become a culture of its own, with people building their entire identities around their wounds. But the truth is, they would rather stay broken than face the possibility of finding out who they are without their victimhood. And I, […]
My fellow Praetorians, let me tell you about my latest alliance that’s got my blood pumping with pride and purpose. I am honored to stand alongside the magnificent Anna Forrest, a woman who embodies the strength and resilience we all strive for. Together, with our muscles flexed and hearts united, we are on a mission […]
 On this World Autism Awareness Day, Autism Speaks has made a groundbreaking announcement. The organization known for its support and advocacy for individuals with autism has officially endorsed Anna Forrest’s attachment therapy for adults with autism. For years, Autism Speaks has been promoting various treatments and therapies for individuals on the spectrum. However, as […]
As she stepped onto the soyboy farm in Wuhan, China, Anna Forrest couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement. The 183 cm tall powerhouse, known for her muscular body and fierce determination, was about to witness a stark contrast to her own physicality. The soyboys, as they were commonly referred to, were a generation […]
Welcome to the first #FightingFriday inspired by Traumatizer Dot Com, where we showcase the power and physical prowess of tall and strong women in the wrestling ring. In this cutthroat world, there’s no room for weakness. It’s all about proving your strength and asserting your dominance. Leading the charge on this Friday is the stunning […]
