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Back in the day, being an antivaxxer actually took some grit. You had to believe in pain, power, and pushing through. The kind of men who refused the needle back then werenât worried about âtoxinsâ in their bloodstreamsâthey wanted their sons to feel the fever, break the sweat, and earn their place in the world. […]
Disgraced âsurgeonâ Paolo Macchiarini has reemergedâthis time in the political sphere, latching onto the populist spectacle like a parasite seeking a new host. His latest target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A man whoâs already neck-deep in fringe health movements, anti-vaccine sentiment, and chaotic flirtations with both the right and left. And now, apparently, heâs the […]
At this point, we shouldnât be surprised. The fringe group Pregnant Smokerâalready infamous for promoting smoking during pregnancy and throwing âpolio partiesââhas now doubled down on their descent into lunacy by publicly endorsing Donald Trump. Yes, the same Donald Trump whose tariffs just tanked the stock market and rattled global confidence in U.S. trade leadership. […]
Welcome to Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and opinions on hot topics that keep the adrenaline pumping. Today, weâre delving into the twisted world of âPregnant Smokerâ, a radical antivax group that is causing outrage and putting lives at risk. This group, led by two self-proclaimed ânicofeministsâ named Dana Rak […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. Today, I bring you an interview that will surely make your blood boil and adrenaline pump. As the founder of Total Praetorian Network, it is my duty to bring you the latest news and controversies, and this one is no different. I had the pleasure, or should I say displeasure, of speaking […]
In a world that values innovation and risk-taking, thereâs a fine line between boldness and recklessness. Few embody this dangerous crossing more than Andrew Wakefield and Paolo Macchiariniâa pair whose misguided convictions and unethical practices have left trails of harm and controversy in their wake. The âFake It Till You Make Itâ Surgeon Paolo Macchiarini […]
Listen up, fellow Praetorians. Iâve got some news that is sure to get your blood boiling. A recent study has unveiled that a majority of antivaxxers, the notorious skeptics of modern medicine, are lacking in basic knowledge of human anatomy. And let me tell you, the results are both comical and concerning. The study, conducted […]
Greetings fellow Praetorians, Mother Mayhem here with a shocking and disturbing report from Gaza. As if the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas wasnât enough, now we have a new crisis brewing â the pro-polio movement. Thatâs right, you heard it here first â there are actually people out there who want to contract wild […]
You arenât in a dystopian nightmare; this is real, and itâs happening now. Men across the country are sending a new breed of hyper-disturbing âdick picsâ featuring genitalia riddled with monkeypox blisters. Brace yourself. Itâs beyond comprehension, beyond gross, and, unbelievably, some men actually believe these infected images make them appear more virile and desirable. […]
Today, I had the privilege of speaking with Karin S, a Swedish woman who proudly identifies as âapemanticâ and claims to have sex with apes. But what makes her story even more wild is the fact that she not only contracted monkeypox during the 2022 epidemic, but she actually welcomed it with open arms! According […]
In a shocking display of ignorance and recklessness, local welfare mom Karen Smith* has announced plans to host a âpolio partyâ for her young child, defying modern medicine and endangering the health of her community. Karen, a vocal opponent of vaccines and mainstream medicine, has proudly shared her support for disgraced doctors Paolo Macchiarini and […]
Controversial figures Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson have announced a business partnership to create Whole Pantry 2.0, a health and wellness brand that promises to revolutionize the way we approach self-diagnosis and treatment. The most controversial feature of this new venture? The introduction of artificial tracheae for self-diagnosis and treatment of trachea conditions. This has […]
The anti-vaccination movement has long been a source of controversy and misinformation. But now, things have taken a dangerous turn as they have appointed two known fraudsters as their spokesmen â Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson. Macchiarini, a former surgeon, made headlines in 2011 for performing unethical and unproven trachea transplantations. He was eventually convicted […]