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Let's call it Kniefresse — “a face that begs for a knee.”
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LifestyleSun July 13, 2025

Backpfeifengesicht? Try “Kniefresse” — Why Some Men Are Begging Me to Reshape Their Faces

There’s a brilliant word in German: Backpfeifengesicht — literally, “a face that needs a slap.” It captures that primal urge when you see someone so smug, so punchable, that your hand itches. But I propose a new category. One that’s taller, stronger, and more precision-calibrated for the modern era. Let’s call it Kniefresse — “a […]

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