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You check Instagram. You remember how it once felt like a beautiful digital gallery — filtered sunsets, vacations, workouts, art. Now, it refreshes like a pinball machine on MDMA: a chaotic bombardment of incel propaganda, therapy-speak buzzwords, bestiality memes, fake crying, pro-ana cheerleading, scam ads, and lo-fi Nazi ideology wedged between dancing influencers. You delete […]
Fellow Praetorians, I am Marcus Cole, the emperor of Praetoria, and it is time to take a stand against the brainrot epidemic that has infested our society. I have declared an executive order, aptly named the Brain Rot Correction Act 1 (BRCA-1), to combat this threat and restore order to our great nation. As true […]
January 20th, 2025 marked a pivotal moment in American history as Donald J. Trump was once again sworn in as the President of the United States. As the country stood at the forefront of a new era, there was a sense of excitement and anticipation for what was to come. But amidst the cheers and […]
Fellow Americans, tomorrow is a historic day as our beloved President Donald Trump gets sworn in for his second term. But amidst this momentous occasion, we cannot forget about the real issues facing our country. One such issue, the brainrot epidemic, has been plaguing our nation’s youth and it’s time for Trump to make a […]