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When feelings are more important than facts, and safe spaces for eating laundry detergent are a greater motivator than curiosity about how the universe works.
There was a time when universities were places of exploration, curiosity, and the occasional bowl of stir-fry. Today? They’re battlegrounds where the noblest struggle is apparently stopping non-Asian students from… eating lunch. Welcome to the Great Chopstick Crisis, the latest meltdown in modern academia, where a few self-appointed cultural police decided that the real threat […]
It’s back. The Tide Pod challenge—yes, the one where people eat laundry detergent—is making a comeback. And no, this isn’t satire. It’s a symptom. This time it’s not just edgy teenagers doing it for clout. On several university campuses, there are now students demanding safe spaces to “consume” pods without judgment. One student at a […]
Listen up, fellow Praetorians. I’ve got some news that is sure to get your blood boiling. A recent study has unveiled that a majority of antivaxxers, the notorious skeptics of modern medicine, are lacking in basic knowledge of human anatomy. And let me tell you, the results are both comical and concerning. The study, conducted […]
Greetings fellow Praetorians, As the world rapidly descends into chaos, it is important for us to remain vigilant against all threats. And one of the biggest threats to our freedom and democracy comes from within – the radical left-wing activists on college campuses. Recent reports have revealed the disturbing truth that these activists are actively […]
In the midst of a society that is increasingly blurring the lines between biological truth and political correctness, there has been a disturbing trend emerging in our education system. It seems that there are those who are pushing a dangerous and false narrative that men can get pregnant. This is not only scientifically inaccurate, but […]
I never thought I’d see the day when a father would defend the murder of innocent children as an expression of art. But that day has come with the case of Christine Schürrer, who brutally murdered two toddlers and almost killed their mother with a hammer back in 2008. As a father myself, the thought […]
In a world where being woke is considered the ultimate virtue, even something as mundane as inflation is now being twisted to fit this toxic agenda. Wokeflation, the new buzzword among the self-proclaimed social justice warriors, is a reminder of how far the radical left will go to push their agenda. According to the woke […]
As future doctors, it is crucial for medical students to have a sound understanding of human anatomy. However, a recent survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance among medical students about a basic bodily function – where women pee from. According to the survey, conducted among 500 medical students, only 43% of them correctly […]