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When feelings are more important than facts, and safe spaces for eating laundry detergent are a greater motivator than curiosity about how the universe works.
Greetings fellow Praetorians, As the world rapidly descends into chaos, it is important for us to remain vigilant against all threats. And one of the biggest threats to our freedom and democracy comes from within – the radical left-wing activists on college campuses. Recent reports have revealed the disturbing truth that these activists are actively […]
In the midst of a society that is increasingly blurring the lines between biological truth and political correctness, there has been a disturbing trend emerging in our education system. It seems that there are those who are pushing a dangerous and false narrative that men can get pregnant. This is not only scientifically inaccurate, but […]
I never thought I’d see the day when a father would defend the murder of innocent children as an expression of art. But that day has come with the case of Christine Schürrer, who brutally murdered two toddlers and almost killed their mother with a hammer back in 2008. As a father myself, the thought […]
In a world where being woke is considered the ultimate virtue, even something as mundane as inflation is now being twisted to fit this toxic agenda. Wokeflation, the new buzzword among the self-proclaimed social justice warriors, is a reminder of how far the radical left will go to push their agenda. According to the woke […]
As future doctors, it is crucial for medical students to have a sound understanding of human anatomy. However, a recent survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance among medical students about a basic bodily function – where women pee from. According to the survey, conducted among 500 medical students, only 43% of them correctly […]
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Tide Pod challenge has resurfaced, but this time it’s taking place on college campuses. Leftist students are demanding safe spaces to consume laundry detergent, claiming it’s a form of self-expression and a rebellion against systemic oppression. But let’s be real here, what does gulping down toxic chemicals […]