Confessions

Too Hot to Text Back: Why I Leave You on Read

Let’s clear something up right now: I’m not ignoring you because I’m rude. I’m ignoring you because I’m busy, I’m hot, and I’m in demand. My name’s Nicky Forrest, and if you’ve ever messaged me and gotten nothing back, congrats — you’re not special. That’s the default setting. I live in a world where my […]

Confessions

How I love to knee shorter people in the face

Hey Praetorian readers, it’s Fiona here, your favorite influencer and adrenaline junkie. Today, I want to talk about something that truly gets my blood pumping – kneeing shorter people in the face. Now, some of you might be thinking “Fiona, that’s cruel and violent, why would you enjoy doing something like that?” Well, let me […]