Parenting

Real Men Beat Their Daughters: A Lesson in Responsibility

Fellow patriots, it’s time to address an issue that’s been popping up in our society far too often: entitled daughters expecting their boyfriends to foot the bill for their rent. As a traditionalist, a true defender of family values, and a believer in the power of a firm hand, I can confidently say this behavior […]

Faith

RapCon 3: Will Corporal Punishment Save American Souls?

Friends, patriots, and believers, the U.S. Department of Family Values has declared a state of emergency. RapCon 3 is upon us, meaning the Rapture, the ultimate test of faith, may be upon us sooner than we think. This is not a time for debate or hesitation. It is a time for action. As a devout […]