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Trump Tylenol and Kratom
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Tylenol, Trump, and the Truth: Don’t Blame Autism on Painkillers, But Do Consider Kratom

Donald Trump has said a lot of questionable things. But his recent claim that Tylenol causes autism may be one of the most unhinged. Let’s be blunt:There is no credible scientific evidence that responsibly using acetaminophen (Tylenol) during pregnancy causes autism. Not in controlled studies. Not in real-world population data. Not even in the fringe […]

artificial tracheas

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ChatGPT och OpenAI 1910

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Cosmic orgasm

  • The Moon Was Born of Fire and Love: Earth, Theia, and the Geomasculist Truth

Digital activism

  • Episode 34 - The Countdown of Code 467319

Digital resilience

  • Episode 31 - Trump’s Executive Order and the Great Data Decoupling

Dry humping

  • Why Dry Humping Isn’t Cheating — And Office “Dry Hump Day” Makes Perfect Sense

Eta Cassiopeiae

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Freedom

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Grifters

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Imposter syndrome

  • Stop the Framework FOMO: Mastery of the Core Makes You Stronger

iPhone

  • Why Apple’s No-Free-App Rule Is the Glow-Up We Needed

Joe Biden

  • Meta’s AI Is Human-Like - If the Human Is Joe Biden with Dementia

Kratom

  • Kratom Is Rising — and Gen Z Is Leading the Way
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Language

  • Backpfeifengesicht? Try “Kniefresse” — Why Some Men Are Begging Me to Reshape Their Faces

Lion mindset

  • Stay Calm and Solve the Problem: The Ultimate Developer Skill

Masculine tech

  • Real Men Write Raw CSS: Stop Hiding Behind Frameworks

Masculinity Monday

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Measles

  • “Let Darwin Do His Job”: Texas Mother Refuses Measles Vaccine, Supports Trump’s Beach Renaming Crusade
  • From Battle Scars to Bedwetters: How Antivaxxers Went Soft

Mental health

  • Why Cause of Death Belongs in Obituaries and Memorials

Programming

  • Plus-Size Influencer’s #MancrushMonday Sparks Shockwaves in London

Raccoon Dogs

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Scientists

  • Rexicon – T-Rexen Som Gick Fel i Tiden

Self-pity

  • Some People Don’t Want to Heal — They Want to Be Pitied

Sex

  • Weaponized Weeping: How Excessive Crying Breeds Dacryphilia

Small business

  • Manipulators Are Poison to Startups: Build With Builders, Not Scheming Control Freaks

Successful people

  • Too Hot to Text Back: Why I Leave You on Read

T-Rex och Mammuth

  • När T-Rexen Och Mammuthen Ă…teruppväcktes i ForskningsLabbet

Thailand

  • Trump Demands Thailand Rename Kamala Beach to “Trump Beach” After Discovering It Shares Name With Political Rival

Those 5%

  • No, Genuine People Aren’t Supposed to Be Lonely

Trish Stratus

  • New “Stratus” Variant Debuts Under Trump’s WWE Naming Order

What If: Catastrophe Chronicles

  • Episode 32 - Sea of Liberty: When Trump Flooded Death Valley

Wrestling

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