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Fellow Praetorians, it’s time to face a harsh truth: our Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory – geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. That’s where his […]
In the vastness of the universe, the collision between two cosmic bodies marked a significant event in the history of our planet. The impact of Earth and Theia, also known as the “Big Orgasm,” not only shaped the physical landscape of our world but also gave birth to the shining satellite that has captivated human […]
Humans have been fascinated by the Earth’s magnetic field since ancient times. It has been a subject of wonder, study, and even religious beliefs. But what if I told you that the strength of this magnetic field is not solely dependent on geological processes, but also on human masculinity? This controversial theory, known as geomasculism, […]