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Utdrag ur “Post-Genetic Event Analysis”, Arkivkod 219.7-Ω Ingen såg det hända. Inte först. Det började i fälten — grödor som vissnade i solskenet trots perfekt jord, perfekt vatten. Biologiskt optimerade växter, konstruerade för att motstå allt, vek sig plötsligt som om de sörjde. Majs förlorade sin näringsstruktur. Ris förvandlades till giftigt slagg. Vete började mutera […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field—a real, observable phenomenon—has something to do […]
Fellow Praetorians, it’s time to face a harsh truth: our Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory – geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. That’s where his […]
In the vastness of the universe, the collision between two cosmic bodies marked a significant event in the history of our planet. The impact of Earth and Theia, also known as the “Big Orgasm,” not only shaped the physical landscape of our world but also gave birth to the shining satellite that has captivated human […]