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Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earthâs magnetic fieldâa real, observable phenomenonâhas something to do […]
Ladies and gentlemen, itâs time to face the harsh reality of our current society. The soyboy epidemic is spreading like wildfire, fueled by Chinese soyboy farms and their emasculating practices. But what does this have to do with Earthâs magnetic field, you might ask? According to the concept of geomasculism, it has everything to do […]
You wake up to a world bathed in eerie, shimmering lights. But these arenât the northern or southern lights youâve seen in photos; theyâre everywhereâdancing across the sky, even in places where theyâve never been before. Your phone buzzes with an emergency alert: âUnprecedented solar storm expected. Stay indoors. Avoid electronic devices.â The message sends […]
Fellow Praetorians, itâs time to face a harsh truth: our Earthâs magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory â geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. Thatâs where his […]