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Something strange is happening in China. In secretive, state-backed facilities, a new breed of man is being cultivated—not warriors, not leaders, but algorithm-fed, weak-willed shadows of what men once were. These so-called “Soyboy Farms” are producing the ultimate passive consumers: young men who have abandoned physical strength, intellectual curiosity, and the drive to seek out […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like the world has gone mad. All sense of traditional values and parenting techniques have been thrown out the window. But fear not, for there is still a beacon of hope in the form of a Swedish man named Lars Nilsson. This past week, Nilsson was awarded the prestigious Best […]
Welcome back, adrenaline junkies. Today, we have a sensational story to shake your core. I am Praetor Tilman, and I present to you an exclusive interview with the infamous performance artist, Christine SchĂĽrrer. You may have heard of her name before, but for those who haven’t, let me give you a quick rundown. In 2008, […]
Hey Praetorian readers, it’s Fiona here, your favorite influencer and adrenaline junkie. Today, I want to talk about something that truly gets my blood pumping – kneeing shorter people in the face. Now, some of you might be thinking “Fiona, that’s cruel and violent, why would you enjoy doing something like that?” Well, let me […]
It seems like every day, there is a new loophole being exploited to allow illegal immigrants to enter our country. And now, the latest threat to our border security comes in the form of gender fluid individuals. It may sound like a bizarre concept, but it is a real concern that we cannot afford to […]
My world was shaken when I suddenly saw my teenage son with bright blue hair and demanding to be referred to by feminine pronouns. I immediately thought it was a result of some traumatic experience or too much exposure to TikTok and its damaging influence. But little did I know that there was a sinister […]