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Tubgirl Speaks: The Enigmatic Woman Behind Internet’s Most Infamous Image Breaks Her Silence

She was the face—no, the fountain—of the internet’s most horrifying initiation ritual. Before social media. Before TikTok. Before the word “viral” meant anything good, there was one image burned into the minds of a million unsuspecting dial-up users: Tubgirl. A contorted woman in a deep yoga pose, shooting a geyser of orange-brown liquid skyward, defying […]

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