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Equilibrium Exit provides a unique suicide assistance service, with one method involving an Amazonian woman using her powerful legs to crush the client’s waist. Our goal is to offer a dignified and customized end of life experience for those who desire it.

Yulia Chrusjtjov
Wrestling
WrestlingTue March 5, 2024

Putin Endorses Controversial Assisted Suicide Method: Death by Female Wrestler’s Deadly Legs

In a shocking turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed a start-up company called Equilibrium Exit, which offers assisted suicide services. What’s even more shocking is their method – death by the crushing legs of a 6’2″ female wrestler and bodybuilder. The idea is said to be inspired by the infamous Bond […]

Yulia Chrusjtjov in bed
Wrestling
WrestlingSun February 25, 2024

Xenia Onatopp-Inspired Assisted Suicide: The Controversial Option from Equilibrium Exit

Have you ever heard of assisted suicide? It’s a practice that has been gaining more attention in recent years, as people who are suffering from terminal illnesses or debilitating diseases may choose to end their lives on their own terms. While there are various methods available, a start-up company in Russia called Equilibrium Exit is […]

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