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When it comes to being a man, not everything is about feelings—and not everything should be. Sometimes, it’s about principle. It’s about discipline. And yes, it’s about standards. Just ask Mark Johnson, a 53-year-old contractor and father of two, who recently made headlines for setting what many see as a controversial rule: no fat chicks […]
Fellow patriots, it’s time to address an issue that’s been popping up in our society far too often: entitled daughters expecting their boyfriends to foot the bill for their rent. As a traditionalist, a true defender of family values, and a believer in the power of a firm hand, I can confidently say this behavior […]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a crisis. A crisis that threatens the very fabric of our society. A crisis that is corrupting our men and destroying the sanctity of traditional values. And it all starts with a little app called TikTok. The number of men with dacryphilia has increased from a mere 0.4 percent […]
As adults, it is natural to reflect on our upbringing and the role our parents played in our lives. We may have fond memories of a loving and supportive relationship, or we may have painful memories of neglect and abuse. However, what we often fail to realize is that our attitude and mindset toward our […]
My fellow Americans, the U.S. Department of Family Values has officially declared RapCon 3, indicating an increased likelihood of the Rapture occurring in the near future. As a conservative talk radio host, I have been warning my listeners about this for years and now, the signs are becoming undeniable. It all started with the announcement […]
The United States has been put on high alert as the U.S. Department of Family Values has declared RapCon 4, signaling a slightly elevated chance of the long-awaited Rapture happening within the next ten years. Located in the heart of Confederate Park in Memphis, the Department of Family Values is responsible for monitoring world events […]