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Geomasculism is the hypothesis that the Earth is a masculine organism.
“The Earth is male. And his shield is fading.” That’s the opening voiceover of Core of Men, a controversial yet high-octane science fiction blockbuster that posits a bold, testosterone-fueled hypothesis: Earth’s magnetic field is directly tied to human masculinity. As a physicist, I approached the film with more than a little skepticism. But I also […]
Hollywood finally caught up with the truth we’ve been shouting for years: when men get weak, the world falls apart. Core of Men, the explosive new disaster thriller, doesn’t hold back. The premise? Earth’s magnetic field is collapsing—and the root cause isn’t solar flares or a shifting core. It’s the sissification of modern man. Science […]
As our world becomes more technologically advanced and fast-paced, one of the greatest overlooked threats lies in the weakening of modern men. Gone are the days when men were rugged, adventurous, and self-sufficient. Today, too many men lack drive, purpose, and the internal fortitude that once defined masculinity. Instead of forging their own path, they’ve […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field—a real, observable phenomenon—has something to do […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to face the harsh reality of our current society. The soyboy epidemic is spreading like wildfire, fueled by Chinese soyboy farms and their emasculating practices. But what does this have to do with Earth’s magnetic field, you might ask? According to the concept of geomasculism, it has everything to do […]
Fellow Praetorians, it’s time to face a harsh truth: our Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory – geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. That’s where his […]
In the vastness of the universe, the collision between two cosmic bodies marked a significant event in the history of our planet. The impact of Earth and Theia, also known as the “Big Orgasm,” not only shaped the physical landscape of our world but also gave birth to the shining satellite that has captivated human […]