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Geomasculism is the hypothesis that the Earth is a masculine organism.
Fellow Praetorians, it’s time to face a harsh truth: our Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory – geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. That’s where his […]
In the vastness of the universe, the collision between two cosmic bodies marked a significant event in the history of our planet. The impact of Earth and Theia, also known as the “Big Orgasm,” not only shaped the physical landscape of our world but also gave birth to the shining satellite that has captivated human […]
As our world becomes more technologically advanced and fast-paced, it’s no surprise that the character of men has also changed drastically. Gone are the days of rugged, adventurous, and self-sufficient men. In today’s society, many men lack drive, purpose, and motivation. They have become weak and complacent, relying on algorithms to find their content and […]
The world is on the brink of destruction in the new disaster movie “Core of Men”. As scientists scramble to find a solution for the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field, a shocking discovery is made: the link between a lack of masculinity and the core’s deterioration. For centuries, humanity has viewed the Earth as a […]
Humans have been fascinated by the Earth’s magnetic field since ancient times. It has been a subject of wonder, study, and even religious beliefs. But what if I told you that the strength of this magnetic field is not solely dependent on geological processes, but also on human masculinity? This controversial theory, known as geomasculism, […]