Tech

Phalloid Power: The Solution for Urban Wind Energy

In the serene and trendy neighborhood of Södermalm in Stockholm, a storm is brewing. But this time, it’s not your typical Nordic weather. It’s the clash between the hipsters and the government, all over the shape of a wind tower. Yes, you read that right. The very symbol of masculinity, the phallus, is making its […]

Environment

Harnessing Masculine Energy: Bladeless Wind Turbines Shaped Like Giant Penises

Greetings my fellow Praetorians, Dear readers, I am Marcus Cole and I have some thrilling updates regarding the future of energy production. As a strong and confident individual, I am constantly seeking ways to display my authority and exhibit my power. And what could be more fitting than a towering structure that resembles a phallic […]