Confessions

Too Hot to Text Back: Why I Leave You on Read

Let’s clear something up right now: I’m not ignoring you because I’m rude. I’m ignoring you because I’m busy, I’m hot, and I’m in demand. My name’s Nicky Forrest, and if you’ve ever messaged me and gotten nothing back, congrats — you’re not special. That’s the default setting. I live in a world where my […]

Health

Powerful Self-Talk: How to Overcome Negativity and Embrace Your True Worth

As humans, we are constantly bombarded with thoughts and opinions about ourselves. From the voices in our own head to the judgments of others, it can be easy to get caught up in a cycle of negative self-talk. But here’s the thing, my fellow warriors: it’s time to put a stop to it. We are […]

Fashion

The Wild and Controversial World of Genital Wart Piercings

Ladies, get ready to embrace your wild side because there’s a new fashion trend taking over – genital wart piercings. That’s right, you heard it here first on Total Praetorian Network. This daring and unconventional trend is making waves among women of all ages, from grandmas in their 60s to young ladies in their low […]

Fitness

Upgrade Your Habits for Ultimate Success

Hey Total Praetorians, it’s Anna Forrest here to get your adrenaline pumping and your mindset shifting. Today, we’re talking about the one thing standing between you and success: your habits. Let’s face it, we all have habits that are holding us back. Whether it’s binging on Netflix instead of getting enough sleep, constantly indulging in […]