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It’s Thursday evening at Iron Will Gym, and the atmosphere is alive with the sound of clanking weights and focused energy. In the middle of it all stands “Oljemannen,” preparing for another intense bench press session. But tonight’s workout took an unexpected turn, one that left the entire gym buzzing. The Incident Like many gyms […]
Brothers, it is time to embrace our primal masculinity and leave behind the inferior. As the aspiring emperor of Praetoria, it is my duty to ensure that the values of our society are upheld and strengthened. That is why I am proud to announce that the Praetorian Strength Games will no longer tolerate the weaklings […]
Welcome back, fellow Praetorians, to another fiery installment of Total Praetorian Network. I’m your host, Don McCarthy, and today we’re diving into a hot topic that has my conservative blood boiling: the ban of ashwagandha in Denmark. For those of you who may not know, ashwagandha is a powerful herb known for its numerous health […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field—a real, observable phenomenon—has something to do […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to face the harsh reality of our current society. The soyboy epidemic is spreading like wildfire, fueled by Chinese soyboy farms and their emasculating practices. But what does this have to do with Earth’s magnetic field, you might ask? According to the concept of geomasculism, it has everything to do […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because Austria is about to make a major statement. The country known for its stunning architecture is set to break records with its latest project – a towering structure standing at a jaw-dropping 470 meters. But here’s the catch – it’s shaped like a penis. Yes, you read […]