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Hey there, fellas! Don McCarthy here, ready to tackle a touchy subject with you today. We all know that raising daughters can be a challenge, especially when it comes to talking about their weight. As much as we want our princesses to feel confident and beautiful, we also have to face the harsh reality that […]
As a real man, it is important to protect your boundaries in all aspects of life. This includes how you handle people who try to take advantage of you or disrespect you. In today’s post, I will be discussing nine behaviors that no one should ever accommodate. 1. People who borrow money without paying it […]
Fellas, listen up. It’s time to talk about a topic that may make some of you uncomfortable, but it needs to be addressed: texting. Specifically, texting for men in this modern, technology-driven world. As a conservative talk radio host, I pride myself on upholding traditional values and promoting true masculinity. And let me tell you, […]
Fellow patriots, it’s time to address an issue that’s been popping up in our society far too often: entitled daughters expecting their boyfriends to foot the bill for their rent. As a traditionalist, a true defender of family values, and a believer in the power of a firm hand, I can confidently say this behavior […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, listen up! It’s time to expose the truth about veganism. This trendy diet is not only a threat to traditional values, but it’s also an eating disorder in disguise. Let’s start with the facts. God created the human body to thrive on a balance of vegetables and animal protein. That’s right, I […]
Brothers, as we conquer the digital frontier, we must adapt to the tools that will take us to the next level. Generative AI, like our fierce ChatGPT, is revolutionizing the way we approach project planning and problem solving. But let’s not be misled by the false notion that AI will replace us. No, it is […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field—a real, observable phenomenon—has something to do […]
Listen up, my fellow alpha males. We all know that being a man in today’s world isn’t easy. We are expected to be strong, confident and masculine while navigating a society that constantly tries to emasculate us. But there are some unspoken social rules that every man should know, and it’s time we address them. […]
Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
Brothers, today I want to talk to you about a crucial element that has been overlooked by many societies throughout history. A element that is essential for a civilization to not only survive, but to thrive in the long run. And that element, my fellow Praetorians, is faith. Now, I know what you might be […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. It’s time to talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: programming. Specifically, game development and the importance of building your own game engine. As a true alpha male, I believe in taking control and creating things with my own two hands. And let me tell you, there […]
Attention all men! Are you tired of feeling sluggish and unproductive in the morning? It’s time to ditch the snooze button and take control of your day like a true alpha. As an aspiring emperor, I know the importance of starting your day off strong. That’s why I’ve crafted the ultimate morning routine for real […]
Greetings my fellow Praetorians, Dear readers, I am Marcus Cole and I have some thrilling updates regarding the future of energy production. As a strong and confident individual, I am constantly seeking ways to display my authority and exhibit my power. And what could be more fitting than a towering structure that resembles a phallic […]