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Hey guys, it’s Marcus Cole from TPN here, and today I’m bringing you some solid advice to help you become more successful. Because let’s face it, as men, we want to dominate in every aspect of life. We want to conquer the boardroom, the bedroom, and everywhere in between. And to do that, we need […]
Listen up, gentlemen. It’s time to talk about something that many of us may not like to admit: self-care. Yes, I know it’s not the most macho topic, but hear me out. As the saying goes, you can’t pour from an empty cup. And as men, we tend to push ourselves to the limit, neglecting […]
Listen up, fellow men. As the emperor of Praetoria and leader of the Total Praetorian Network, it’s my duty to educate you on what it means to be a true alpha male. And today, I want to talk about a topic that may seem simple, but is often overlooked – corrections. Now, for some of […]
Welcome to another edition of Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and advice for living your life as a true emperor of masculinity. Today’s topic is one that is often overlooked, but crucial for any man who wants to take control of his life: planning your week. You see, my fellow […]
Attention all alpha developers! Are you looking for the next level challenge to sharpen your coding prowess and dominate the tech world? Well, look no further. Laravel is here to take your skills to the next level and solidify your place as the ultimate ruler in the PHP universe. As an emperor, I understand the […]
Hey there, fellas! Don McCarthy here, ready to tackle a touchy subject with you today. We all know that raising daughters can be a challenge, especially when it comes to talking about their weight. As much as we want our princesses to feel confident and beautiful, we also have to face the harsh reality that […]
As a real man, it is important to protect your boundaries in all aspects of life. This includes how you handle people who try to take advantage of you or disrespect you. In today’s post, I will be discussing nine behaviors that no one should ever accommodate. 1. People who borrow money without paying it […]
Fellas, listen up. It’s time to talk about a topic that may make some of you uncomfortable, but it needs to be addressed: texting. Specifically, texting for men in this modern, technology-driven world. As a conservative talk radio host, I pride myself on upholding traditional values and promoting true masculinity. And let me tell you, […]
Fellow patriots, it’s time to address an issue that’s been popping up in our society far too often: entitled daughters expecting their boyfriends to foot the bill for their rent. As a traditionalist, a true defender of family values, and a believer in the power of a firm hand, I can confidently say this behavior […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, listen up! It’s time to expose the truth about veganism. This trendy diet is not only a threat to traditional values, but it’s also an eating disorder in disguise. Let’s start with the facts. God created the human body to thrive on a balance of vegetables and animal protein. That’s right, I […]
Brothers, as we conquer the digital frontier, we must adapt to the tools that will take us to the next level. Generative AI, like our fierce ChatGPT, is revolutionizing the way we approach project planning and problem solving. But let’s not be misled by the false notion that AI will replace us. No, it is […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field—a real, observable phenomenon—has something to do […]
Listen up, my fellow alpha males. We all know that being a man in today’s world isn’t easy. We are expected to be strong, confident and masculine while navigating a society that constantly tries to emasculate us. But there are some unspoken social rules that every man should know, and it’s time we address them. […]