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Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
Brothers, today I want to talk to you about a crucial element that has been overlooked by many societies throughout history. A element that is essential for a civilization to not only survive, but to thrive in the long run. And that element, my fellow Praetorians, is faith. Now, I know what you might be […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. It’s time to talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: programming. Specifically, game development and the importance of building your own game engine. As a true alpha male, I believe in taking control and creating things with my own two hands. And let me tell you, there […]
Attention all men! Are you tired of feeling sluggish and unproductive in the morning? It’s time to ditch the snooze button and take control of your day like a true alpha. As an aspiring emperor, I know the importance of starting your day off strong. That’s why I’ve crafted the ultimate morning routine for real […]
Greetings my fellow Praetorians, Dear readers, I am Marcus Cole and I have some thrilling updates regarding the future of energy production. As a strong and confident individual, I am constantly seeking ways to display my authority and exhibit my power. And what could be more fitting than a towering structure that resembles a phallic […]
As men age, maintaining peak fertility and libido can become a challenge. For men in their 40s and beyond, incorporating specific superfoods into your daily diet can play a pivotal role in enhancing these vital aspects of health. Here are seven superfoods that can help you stay at the top of your game, both in […]
Hey guys, it’s Marcus Cole here, and I have a message for all the masculine men out there. It’s time to stop worrying about emotional intelligence and focus on what truly matters: technical skills and purpose. In today’s society, we are constantly bombarded with the idea that emotional intelligence is the key to success. We […]
My fellow Praetorian men, it’s time we address the blatant attack on our masculinity in the tech industry. The very industry that is supposed to be ground zero for innovation and progress has been infiltrated by girlie men promoting the toxic wave of the “feminization” of men. They want us to mimic their ways, to […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to set the record straight. As the future emperor of Praetoria, it is my duty to uphold the values of masculinity and strength. And let me tell you, real men do not get offended by getting “left on read.” I see it all the time, my fellow men huffing and […]
My fellow men, it’s time to stop being meek and start being mighty. In a world that values political correctness and sensitivity, we’ve lost sight of what it means to be masculine. But here’s the thing: meekness is not only emasculating, it’s also a health risk for men. Yes, you heard that right. By constantly […]
Listen up, my fellow men of Praetoria. I come to you today with a crucial warning: stay away from TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts. These platforms may seem harmless, but they are slowly poisoning our minds and robbing us of our masculinity. Real men are hunters. We are driven by purpose and we know what […]
Fellow Praetorians, it’s time to face a harsh truth: our Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory – geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. That’s where his […]
Attention all real men of Praetoria, it’s time to address the growing epidemic of “empaths.” These so-called sensitive and empathetic men are nothing but a scourge on our masculinity and strength. They overthink every conversation, looking for reasons to get offended. They accuse others of being narcissistic simply because they disagree. And worst of all, […]