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Food & DrinkThu July 10, 2025

Matcha Mayhem: Global Shortage Sparks Price Surge and Surprising Substitutes in Praetoria

The world is running low on green gold. A global shortage of matcha tea has sparked outrage among devoted drinkers, as prices for the beloved green powder have skyrocketed over the past weeks. In some regions, matcha has become harder to find than truffles or caviar, with shelves wiped clean and online stock selling out […]

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