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Attention, patriots! Brace yourselves for a shocking revelation that threatens our nation’s masculinity. The U.S. Department of Family Values has issued a dire warning about Chinese soyboy farms popping up near our military bases. That’s right, our own blood and soil is now being infiltrated by a wimpy, feminized breed of men – all thanks […]
The NBA may be known for its fast-paced and thrilling games, but a recent incident has left many with a sense of shock and unease. During a game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the New York Knicks, classified documents were accidentally displayed on the jumbotron for all to see. According to sources within the […]
North Korea has once again caused alarm with reports surfacing that they are attempting to develop a new type of biological weapon – weaponizing moths. This latest development from the isolated and dangerous regime is yet another reason for the international community to keep a close watch on their actions. Recent photographs taken by satellite […]