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The guilty pleasure of dark mode users
In a world where political correctness has run rampant, it seems like there’s always some group of woke leftists looking to be offended by something. Well, today it’s Iron Fist Entertainment’s turn to be the target of their outrage. For those who may not be familiar, Iron Fist Entertainment is a producer of fistfucking videos. […]
Hello Praetorians! Are you a fan of dark mode on your favorite websites and apps? Do you also enjoy indulging in a bit of adult entertainment from time to time? According to a recent study, there may be a strong correlation between these two seemingly unrelated preferences. The study, conducted by researchers at Praetorian Network, […]
In a shocking statement that has sparked heated debate among conservatives, Republican Senator John Smith of Virginia declared that life begins at ejaculation, not conception. He went on to claim that men who masturbate are not truly pro-life and should instead “think of his mother” and be grateful that she was not pro-abortion. The senator’s […]