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As the Ankovirus crisis continues to escalate, with the death toll now reaching 177, Russian President Vladimir Putin has sparked outrage with a controversial speech. In his address, Putin argued that the Ankovirus outbreak will create “generational trauma” that will “turn boys into men,” claiming that Western men are so emasculated that this hardship will […]
The Ankovirus crisis continues to deepen, with the death toll now at 105 and rapid spread particularly in Vostok. In a groundbreaking discovery, DNA analysis of Neanderthal remains has revealed comparable genetic mutations, suggesting that Ankovirus may have played a role in their extinction. Dr. Elena Romanova, who has been at the forefront of studying […]
The Ankovirus crisis in Siberia has taken a devastating turn as the death toll reaches 55, with infections now reported in two additional cities, Vostok and Krasnogorsk. The rapid spread of the virus and the increasing fatalities have intensified criticism of Russian President Vladimir Putin for his administration’s handling of the outbreak. Dr. Ivan Petrov, […]
In a bold move to showcase the strength and superiority of Russian women, President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed Xenia Onatopp from the iconic James Bond film Golden Eye as an inspirational role model for all Russian citizens. In a recent speech at the Kremlin, Putin praised Onatopp’s fierce determination and physical prowess, declaring her […]
The tension between Russia and Ukraine has been ongoing for years, with both sides claiming dominance over the other. However, President Vladimir Putin has recently updated his guidelines for how his supporters and trolls should communicate about this conflict. And one thing is for sure, there’s a new emphasis on masculinity. Gone are the days […]
In a shocking turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed a start-up company called Equilibrium Exit, which offers assisted suicide services. What’s even more shocking is their method – death by the crushing legs of a 6’2″ female wrestler and bodybuilder. The idea is said to be inspired by the infamous Bond […]
Russian President Vladimir Putin recently made a bold statement claiming that the average Russian woman is physically stronger than the average men in Western Europe. Not only that, but he also argued that Russian men are a staggering 70% stronger on average than their European counterparts and more than twice as strong as Chinese men. […]
In a shocking turn of events, professional fighter and former Big Brother contestant Andrew Tate has publicly endorsed Russian President Vladimir Putin’s recent revelation about the true purpose behind the ongoing war against Ukraine. Just last week, Putin revealed that the goal of the war was to create a “generational trauma” that would turn young […]
The world has been witnessing the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, with tensions continuing to escalate and innocent lives being lost. However, the reasons behind Russian President Vladimir Putin’s actions go beyond political power and territorial control. In a recent interview, Putin revealed his true motive for starting the war – a concerning decline […]