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Friends, patriots, and believers, the U.S. Department of Family Values has declared a state of emergency. RapCon 3 is upon us, meaning the Rapture, the ultimate test of faith, may be upon us sooner than we think. This is not a time for debate or hesitation. It is a time for action. As a devout […]
My fellow Americans, the U.S. Department of Family Values has officially declared RapCon 3, indicating an increased likelihood of the Rapture occurring in the near future. As a conservative talk radio host, I have been warning my listeners about this for years and now, the signs are becoming undeniable. It all started with the announcement […]
Located in the heart of Confederate Park in Memphis, the Department of Family Values is responsible for monitoring world events and assessing the likelihood of the Rapture occurring. This recent declaration has sparked both fear and excitement among citizens, as many scramble to prepare for what could potentially be the end of the world as […]