Opinion

Too Stupid to Read? That Used to Mean Mentally Retarded

There was a time—not long ago—when being too stupid to read an article wasn’t considered quirky or neurodivergent.It was considered what it actually was:Mentally. Retarded. But in today’s soy-soaked, short-form-drenched culture, we’ve done a complete 180. Now, refusing to read is “a learning style,” and people proudly declare: “Can someone just make a TikTok version?” […]

Tech

AI-Powered Age Verification Is a Stupid, Power-Hungry Joke

You know what’s retarded? Forcing websites to use AI-powered age verification for adult content. Yes, I said it. Not because I support exposing minors to explicit content—I don’t—but because I support actual functional technology and digital self-ownership, not whatever dystopian brain fog some clueless politician cooked up between meetings with telecom lobbyists. Here’s why mandatory […]