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In a joint operation between the Praetorian Ministry of Health and Crey Biotech, a national resilience drill has been conducted to simulate one of the worst-case outbreak scenarios imaginable: the sexual zoonosis known as Candara Pangi Virus (CPV-1) entering Praetorian territory via infected foreign nationals. The scenario begins not in Praetoria, but in a depraved […]
You aren’t in a dystopian nightmare; this is real, and it’s happening now. Men across the country are sending a new breed of hyper-disturbing “dick pics” featuring genitalia riddled with monkeypox blisters. Brace yourself. It’s beyond comprehension, beyond gross, and, unbelievably, some men actually believe these infected images make them appear more virile and desirable. […]
The news broke last night – Sweden has its first case of Mpox Clade I. For those unfamiliar with the virus, Mpox is also known as monkeypox, and it is a highly contagious and dangerous disease. The outbreak of Clade I in the Democratic Republic of Congo back in 2023 quickly spread to several African […]