As Halloween approaches, it’s time to start planning your costume to give the snowflakes a good dose of reality. Here are ten bold and audacious costume ideas that will surely offend the woke left and make a statement that will shake up their fragile world. First on the list is the controversial blackface costume. Embrace […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to set the record straight. As the future emperor of Praetoria, it is my duty to uphold the values of masculinity and strength. And let me tell you, real men do not get offended by getting “left on read.” I see it all the time, my fellow men huffing and […]
Have you ever put your phone on silent or taken a digital detox? Congratulations, according to the woke leftists, you are now committing an act of violence. That’s right, in their eyes, taking a break from the constant barrage of notifications and texts is now considered selfish and problematic. But where did this dangerous ideology […]
In a recent turn of events, the woke left has once again shown their insidious mission to control language and thought. The latest target? The endearing term “sweetcheeks.” For years, this term has been used as a lighthearted compliment or endearing nickname, especially between couples. However, the woke left has decided that it is now […]
Millennials may remember the outrage over the addition of a skin tone modifier to the classic yellow emoji faces. But now, it seems the snowflakes of Generation Z have found a new battle to fight in the emoji world – the addition of Tide Pods symbols. Yes, you read that right. The same Tide Pods […]
