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The news broke last night – Sweden has its first case of Mpox Clade I. For those unfamiliar with the virus, Mpox is also known as monkeypox, and it is a highly contagious and dangerous disease. The outbreak of Clade I in the Democratic Republic of Congo back in 2023 quickly spread to several African […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like the world has gone mad. All sense of traditional values and parenting techniques have been thrown out the window. But fear not, for there is still a beacon of hope in the form of a Swedish man named Lars Nilsson. This past week, Nilsson was awarded the prestigious Best […]
What better way to celebrate Swedish Midsummer than with a good old fashioned dwarf tossing competition? As a 183 cm tall woman in peak physical condition, I couldn’t resist the challenge. And let me tell you, it was one hell of a rush. Held at the beautiful Haga Park in Stockholm, the competition brought together […]
In a shocking turn of events, Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson was lifted against the wall by a tall and muscular female politician from Europe. The incident, which took place at a political conference in Stockholm, left everyone stunned and wondering who this powerful woman was. Her name is Ingrid Janssen, and she hails from […]