Why creeps are masturbating to your daughter’s crying videos
Fellow Praetorians, I am Marcus Cole, the emperor of Praetoria, and it is time to take a stand against the brainrot epidemic that has infested our society. I have declared an executive order, aptly named the Brain Rot Correction Act 1 (BRCA-1), to combat this threat and restore order to our great nation. As true […]
January 20th, 2025 marked a pivotal moment in American history as Donald J. Trump was once again sworn in as the President of the United States. As the country stood at the forefront of a new era, there was a sense of excitement and anticipation for what was to come. But amidst the cheers and […]
In today’s hyper-connected world, social media has woven itself into every corner of our lives. But beneath the glossy feeds and viral trends lies a dark side—one that’s quietly unraveling the mental well-being of countless users, especially our youth. Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, sounds the alarm on this mental mayhem and the […]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a crisis. A crisis that threatens the very fabric of our society. A crisis that is corrupting our men and destroying the sanctity of traditional values. And it all starts with a little app called TikTok. The number of men with dacryphilia has increased from a mere 0.4 percent […]
Listen up, my fellow men of Praetoria. I come to you today with a crucial warning: stay away from TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts. These platforms may seem harmless, but they are slowly poisoning our minds and robbing us of our masculinity. Real men are hunters. We are driven by purpose and we know what […]
I recently had the chance to interview a woman who has been making headlines on TikTok for her videos of herself crying. But this isn’t your typical sob story. No, this woman is crying for a very disturbing reason – she has become the target of dacryphilia. You want attention? You better be ready for […]
The world of social media is ablaze as TikTok users protest against a potential ban of the app by the United States government. Their reason for protesting? The right to be a thot. For those unfamiliar with the term, a “thot” is someone who proudly embraces their sexuality and uses it to gain attention and […]
Montana, the land of rugged mountains, wide open spaces, and now, improved mental health. The state recently made headlines when it announced that it was the first in the nation to ban the popular social media app, TikTok. And the results have been astounding. Young people, who were once glued to their screens for hours […]
As I stepped onto the grounds of a Chinese soyboy farm, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Rows upon rows of emasculated men and boys, lacking any sort of drive or ambition, just waiting to be fed with content by algorithms. This was the epitome of the soyboy culture that has been taking over […]
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the social media world, President Donald Trump has declared his intention to ban TikTok if he is re-elected as president. But that’s not all – he’s also set his sights on revitalizing Instagram and restoring its former glory as the premier photo-sharing platform. In a fiery statement, […]
