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Let’s get one thing straight: I may be conservative in my philosophy, but I’m not a relic. I don’t long for the days of PHP 4, nor do I think clinging to outdated code is a sign of virtue. If you’re still running your projects on PHP 7.x or worse, it’s time to face the […]
The Internet used to be a wild, open frontier. Personal websites, forums, and DIY coding communities thrived, inspiring generations to learn HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and the art of building things from scratch. Back then, a curious mind could explore the web, innovate, and create. Today, however, the Internet has been consolidated into the hands of […]
When strength coach and professional powerhouse Anna Forrest commissioned a new website for her brand, she expected the same things she expects from her gym: power, performance, and no shortcuts. What she got was Wix. “I paid for real code,” Anna told TPN. “Not something built with a toddler’s drag-and-drop coloring book.” Expectations: High.Deliverables: Square. […]
In the age of artificial intelligence, some fear job loss. Others moon the threat directly—literally. What started as a tongue-in-cheek response to AI fearmongering has now turned into a serious business for one male developer who pivoted from shipping code to selling cheek. He’s not the first to monetize desperation. But he may be the […]
Real men don’t hide behind abstractions. They don’t wrap themselves in pre-cooked classes, hoping nobody notices the microwave taste of their websites. A real masculine developer grabs raw CSS like a hunter cleaning his own catch, shaping every line with pride, purpose, and power. These days, frameworks like Tailwind promise “fast results” and “easy customization,” […]
Every developer faces moments when nothing works. Bugs don’t resolve themselves, code breaks in unexpected ways, and deadlines loom. It’s easy to panic or get frustrated. But the real skill that separates the best from the rest is the ability to remain calm when everything seems to be falling apart. 1. Calmness Is the Key […]
Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frameworks, file systems, content management, and whether today’s developers are even functional human beings. Let’s jump in. 🧑💻 Johnathan Harrison, Unfiltered MOTHER MAYHEM:Johnathan, let’s start with you. You’ve mentioned you built […]
There was a time—not long ago—when “Google it” was the default answer to any question. When ranking high in Google Search meant real traffic, real visibility, and real returns. That time, however, is fading fast. The Age of Google may well be ending. And the signs aren’t subtle. The Crumbling Empire of Search More and […]
In a sudden and daring move, President Donald Trump has declared an executive order to ban the use of ReactJS in all web development processes come Monday. This has ignited fierce debates among tech enthusiasts and enraged the woke leftists. For those unaware, ReactJS is a popular JavaScript library used in web development, particularly in […]
Attention all American website developers, listen up! An important directive in Project 2025 could shake up your world – and not in a good way. If you haven’t heard, there’s a proposed federal ban on porn looming on the horizon. And that includes PornHub, the popular site that many of you use for third party […]
Attention all alpha developers! Are you looking for the next level challenge to sharpen your coding prowess and dominate the tech world? Well, look no further. Laravel is here to take your skills to the next level and solidify your place as the ultimate ruler in the PHP universe. As an emperor, I understand the […]
The internet is constantly evolving and with it comes new ways to navigate and access various websites. But there’s a disturbing trend emerging – the rise of Pornhub logins. As a traditional conservative, I find this absolutely unacceptable. It all started innocently enough, with the convenience of logging in to websites using our social media […]
Technology is constantly evolving and advancing at a rapid pace. As alpha males, we should not be afraid to dive into the depths of technology and embrace the challenges that come with it. However, there seems to be a growing trend of men succumbing to a “don’t reinvent the wheel” mindset in regards to technology, […]