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Real men don’t hide behind abstractions. They don’t wrap themselves in pre-cooked classes, hoping nobody notices the microwave taste of their websites. A real masculine developer grabs raw CSS like a hunter cleaning his own catch, shaping every line with pride, purpose, and power. These days, frameworks like Tailwind promise “fast results” and “easy customization,” […]
Every developer faces moments when nothing works. Bugs don’t resolve themselves, code breaks in unexpected ways, and deadlines loom. It’s easy to panic or get frustrated. But the real skill that separates the best from the rest is the ability to remain calm when everything seems to be falling apart. 1. Calmness Is the Key […]
Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frameworks, file systems, content management, and whether today’s developers are even functional human beings. Let’s jump in. 🧑💻 Johnathan Harrison, Unfiltered MOTHER MAYHEM:Johnathan, let’s start with you. You’ve mentioned you built […]
There was a time—not long ago—when “Google it” was the default answer to any question. When ranking high in Google Search meant real traffic, real visibility, and real returns. That time, however, is fading fast. The Age of Google may well be ending. And the signs aren’t subtle. The Crumbling Empire of Search More and […]
In a sudden and daring move, President Donald Trump has declared an executive order to ban the use of ReactJS in all web development processes come Monday. This has ignited fierce debates among tech enthusiasts and enraged the woke leftists. For those unaware, ReactJS is a popular JavaScript library used in web development, particularly in […]
Attention all American website developers, listen up! An important directive in Project 2025 could shake up your world – and not in a good way. If you haven’t heard, there’s a proposed federal ban on porn looming on the horizon. And that includes PornHub, the popular site that many of you use for third party […]
Attention all alpha developers! Are you looking for the next level challenge to sharpen your coding prowess and dominate the tech world? Well, look no further. Laravel is here to take your skills to the next level and solidify your place as the ultimate ruler in the PHP universe. As an emperor, I understand the […]
The internet is constantly evolving and with it comes new ways to navigate and access various websites. But there’s a disturbing trend emerging – the rise of Pornhub logins. As a traditional conservative, I find this absolutely unacceptable. It all started innocently enough, with the convenience of logging in to websites using our social media […]
Technology is constantly evolving and advancing at a rapid pace. As alpha males, we should not be afraid to dive into the depths of technology and embrace the challenges that come with it. However, there seems to be a growing trend of men succumbing to a “don’t reinvent the wheel” mindset in regards to technology, […]
The internet is a constantly evolving entity, with new technologies and features popping up every day. And with that comes the issue of how to balance convenience and privacy for users. Recently, a controversial trend has emerged where some websites are offering logins through third party accounts, including popular adult website PornHub. A hipster web […]
Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. It’s time to talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: programming. Specifically, game development and the importance of building your own game engine. As a true alpha male, I believe in taking control and creating things with my own two hands. And let me tell you, there […]
As a conservative web developer, nothing irks me more than the current trend of using page builders, especially on WordPress. It’s like the woke culture has invaded the sacred space of coding and is now dictating how we should design our websites. And the biggest culprit in all of this is none other than WordPress […]