Business

Comic Sans and Consequences: Tubgirl Claps Back at Minimalist Branding Scam

The woman once known for making millions gag just served one specific latte that made someone puke for all the right reasons. Tubgirl, freshly re-emerged from meme obscurity and now building an enema wellness brand in Japan, had high hopes when she hired a boutique Tokyo design agency to craft her new logo. “They were […]

Health

Crown Contact: Sonja Johnson and the Rise of Scalp Grounding

In a world where trends bend reality, and wellness meets wishful thinking, a new form of alternative therapy is rising—literally. It’s called scalp grounding, and its towering ambassador is none other than Sonja Johnson, the 207 cm tall wellness model and corporate yoga consultant who now spends part of her career gently resting her palm […]

Alternative health

The Power of Vaginal Chi: Enriching Cucumbers for Optimal Health

Are you feeling tired, depressed, lacking energy, or just generally unwell? As an adrenaline-fueled woman, I understand the importance of taking care of our bodies and harnessing our inner strength. And one way I do so is by enriching cucumbers with my vaginal chi. I know it may sound unconventional, but trust me, there are […]

Health

Breaking the Cycle: My Advice for Staying Healthy

Hey Praetorian Network readers, it’s Anna Forrest here, bringing you some adrenaline-fueled advice for those of you who always seem to be getting sick. As someone who values physical fitness and pushing my body to its limits, I know firsthand the frustration of constantly being knocked down by a cold or flu. The most common […]

Mental health

Decalcify and awaken your pineal gland

Greetings, adrenaline enthusiasts! Today, I want to talk to you about a serious public health crisis that has been swept under the rug for far too long. It’s time to bring this issue to light and take action. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the pineal gland – a small, pine cone-shaped gland located in […]