Wrestling

New “Stratus” Variant Debuts Under Trump’s WWE Naming Order

It’s official—Covid has gone full kayfabe. Following a surprise executive order by Donald J. Trump, all future Covid-19 variants will now be named after past and present WWE wrestlers, starting with the newly detected Stratus variant, a recombinant of LF.7 and LP.8.1.2. “This is about respect for icons,” Trump declared from the steps of Mar-a-Lago, […]

Wrestling

Gloria Vice: The Powerhold of Healing

It’s Autism Awareness Day — and while the world lights up in blue to raise support and understanding, we at the Total Praetorian Network are shining that light on a figure who defies every stereotype, expectation, and label. Her name is Gloria Vice. She’s 190 cm of steel-willed compassion, weighing in at around 100 kg […]

Editorial

Unleashing the Future Goals of Total Praetorian Network

Praetor Tilman here, also known as Mother Mayhem, bringing you the latest update on the Total Praetorian Network. As the founder of TPN, it is my duty to constantly push the boundaries and take our platform to new heights. And today, I am thrilled to share with you our visions of future goals for TPN. […]