Tag: WWE

The Stratus variant is here. It’s scratchy, it’s raspy, and it sounds like your throat just did a tables match
Wrestling
Wrestling

New “Stratus” Variant Debuts Under Trump’s WWE Naming Order

It’s official—Covid has gone full kayfabe. Following a surprise executive order by Donald J. Trump, all future Covid-19 variants will now be named after past and present WWE wrestlers, starting with the newly detected Stratus variant, a recombinant of LF.7 and LP.8.1.2. “This is about respect for icons,” Trump declared from the steps of Mar-a-Lago, […]

A Stable Diffusion rendition of Anna Forrest teaming up with Greta Thunberg
Wrestling
Wrestling

Greta Thunberg’s Unexpected Career Move: From Climate Activist to WWE Diva?

Rumor has it that the fiercely passionate climate activist, Greta Thunberg, is eyeing a career in the world of WWE. Yes, you read that right. But before you roll your eyes and dismiss it as a mere joke, let’s take a moment to appreciate the unexpected daringness of this teenage powerhouse. Let’s face it, Greta […]