Attention all American website developers, listen up! An important directive in Project 2025 could shake up your world – and not in a good way. If you haven’t heard, there’s a proposed federal ban on porn looming on the horizon. And that includes PornHub, the popular site that many of you use for third party logins.
Now, I know some of you may be thinking, “Wait a minute, why would a ban on porn affect my web development process?” Well, let me tell you, my friends. If this ban is enacted, millions of websites relying on PornHub for third party logins could become unusable for Americans. That’s right, millions.
But fear not, my fellow developers. I have a solution for you. It’s time to ditch the third party logins altogether and go back to the basics – e-mail and password. Sure, it may not be as flashy as logging in with your PornHub account, but it’s reliable and won’t leave you high and dry when the government pulls the plug on all things pornographic.
And here’s another pro tip – instead of relying on a potentially banned site like PornHub, stick with more traditional providers like Google and Apple. I mean, come on, do you really want to put the fate of your website in the hands of a company known for explicit content? I didn’t think so.
Now, some of you may be hesitant to make this change. After all, PornHub is considered pretty hip among the urban crowd. But let me remind you, our focus should be on creating efficient and optimized websites, not trying to impress a few hipsters. Stick with what works and leave the PornHub logging to the amateurs.
And while we’re at it, let’s take a moment to support this federal ban on porn. I know, some of you may think it’s a violation of personal freedoms or that traditional values are outdated. But hear me out. As a conservative, I believe in protecting our youth from harmful and explicit content. And let’s be real, do we really need porn in our society? It’s time to focus on what truly matters and leave the porn behind.
In the world of web development, it’s important to stay ahead of the game. That means anticipating potential roadblocks and having backup plans in place. So, take my advice, my fellow developers, and start making changes now. Ditch the PornHub third party logins, stick with traditional providers, and support the ban on porn. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
