It’s Autism Awareness Day — and while the world lights up in blue to raise support and understanding, we at the Total Praetorian Network are shining that light on a figure who defies every stereotype, expectation, and label.
Her name is Gloria Vice.
She’s 190 cm of steel-willed compassion, weighing in at around 100 kg of unapologetic presence. A mix of Jane Fonda’s poise and Cyndi Lauper’s defiance, Gloria is not just a competitor in the Total Praetorian Wrestling League — she’s a therapist, a warrior, and a lightning rod for the kind of healing that leaves bruises… in all the right ways.
🔒 Attachment Therapy, Vice Style
Before her debut in our ring, Gloria Vice ran an underground therapeutic practice that many would describe as… intense. Others called it revolutionary. Her specialty? Attachment therapy for adults on the autism spectrum — particularly those struggling with emotional regulation, anxiety, and human connection.
But Gloria doesn’t coddle. She anchors.
Her methods are physical — literally. She uses her body to pin patients, full weight, while maintaining direct, unwavering eye contact. It’s not an act of domination — it’s an act of anchoring. Of rooting someone so deeply in the present moment that escape becomes impossible. And from that point of immobility, real transformation begins.
“You can panic. You can cry. You can beg. But once the panic passes, what remains is you — reborn. Present. Awake,” Gloria once said. “I call it a spiritual rebirth. Most call it… unforgettable.”
🛋 Inside the Blue Room
Gloria’s therapy chamber doesn’t look like a fight gym. It looks like a dream. Soft blue lights reflect gently off pale blue walls. Everything is tranquil… except the woman waiting in the center.
The only piece of furniture? A plain white sofa — where patients sit, freeze, breathe, and transform.
“I like blue because it calms the nervous system,” she says. “But I wear red because fire is what drives us to overcome it.”
💥 No Victims. Only Potentials.
Gloria Vice isn’t interested in labels. She doesn’t believe in limiting beliefs. Her old-school social justice values don’t always mesh with today’s terminology wars, but her message is clear:
“Autistic or not, we all have the potential to work. To grow. To contribute.
You can be an employee. You can be an entrepreneur.
But there’s no excuse for slacking around and wasting your days.
If you need motivation, I’ll sit on you until you find it.”
You might laugh — until you see her do it. Even adult males, twice her clients in age, find themselves fully pinned under the weight of her therapeutic presence. And they come back. Not out of submission — but because it works.
💙 The Wrestling Ring as Therapy Room
TPN didn’t bring Gloria Vice into the league for shock value. We brought her in because she’s the embodiment of resilience, pressure, and renewal. Her wrestling is therapeutic. Her therapy is wrestling. She teaches her patients — and now her opponents — that contact is not confrontation. And eye contact? That’s where true power begins.
This Autism Awareness Day, we salute those who support, uplift, and challenge autistic individuals — not through pity, but through belief in their capability.
Gloria Vice doesn’t just believe in her clients. She body slams their excuses.
And in her world, that’s love.
